my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this and I’m like “dad thats a vegetable packet I didn’t eat from my chicken noodles I had from lunch today.. Look closely you can see the carrots and peas..”
And his like “you’re a fucking little shit”
hahahahahahaha
Reblob.
… Actually I can’t remember if I reblogged it already or not - so….
That moment when someone reblogged your very first post…
and you have more than 10,000 posts…
Nigga, how long have you been there?
Son: Dad, what’s algebra?
Dad: Something you take off a mermaid so you can play with her tits.
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The new face of Tumblr
Oh Nigel you remind me so much of my Honors Biology Teacher :)
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